Jimi Hendrix Plays Woodstock Lumber Yard

Submitted by Tony Sanders

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In another bizarre siting, rock legend Jimi Hendrix was spotted at our very own Woodstock wood yard. Without a word he wielded his right-footed, left strung guitar and proceeded to try to duplicate his seminal performance from the other Woodstock on August 18th 1969. As he prowled around the stage like a Voodoo Woman it became clear that something All along the Watchtower was amiss. Jimi’s normally svelte figure had been replaced with a somewhat lardy beer gut. After our office was literally inundated with a report, the imposter was found out to be none other than Vincent de la Rosa with a bad perm and a hangover.

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